Early Review of Jailbait/17 & Life: Jailbait (2013)

REVIEW BY: Jeffrey LongCompany: The AsylumRuntime: 91 minsFormat: ScreenerPlot: After killing her stepfather in self-defense, Anna Nix is sent to a juvenile detention center. As she struggles to survive in a world of girl gangs and predatory guards, kind-hearted Anna must fight her dark side to stay above the fray.Review: While still technically on my self-imposed Christmas Break from this blog, Asylum-Regular Jared Cohn (director of such Asylum classics as 12/12/12, Hold Your Breath, and one of my personal favorites Attack from Beneath, aka Atlantic Rim) asked if I would be interested in receiving a screener copy of his latest film for that company f

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Jokowi (2013) DVDRip 480p 450p

Info: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt3032312/ Release Date: 20 Juni 2013 Genre: Drama Cast: Teuku Rifnu Wikana, Prisia Nasution, Ayu Dyah Pasha, Susilo Badar, Landung Simatupang, Ratna Riantiarno Quality: DVDRip Encoder: Ganool Subtitle: English (muxed) Trailer: http://youtu.be/0ck3ptmWFjM Kisah anak tukang kayu bernama Joko Widodo, yang tinggal dan hidup di rumah kecil pinggiran sungai. Masa kanak-kanak yang jauh dari istilah kecukupan telah dilaluinya. Namun hal itu tidak menyurutkan semangat anak kampung pemburu telor bebek ini meneruskan sekolahnya ke pendidikan yang lebih tinggi. Download From Tinypaste/tny.cz Pasword ; ganool.com sumber gano

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Raptor Ranch (2013)

REVIEW BY: Jeffrey LongCompany: Nu ImageRuntime: 88 minsFormat: Imported DVDPlot: A modern day small Texas community is overrun by vicious prehistoric Carnosaurs and a group of people try to survive the onslaught at a cattle ranch.Review: I know I said on the Facebook page that I was taking a couple months break from working on the blog over the winter, like I usually do this time every year, but that was before I got my hands on a little diddy I've been wanting to check out for years, Raptor Ranch (also being referred to as Jurassic Dark: Raptor Ranch in some places of the Internet). So consider this a break frommy break, to bring you this Raptor Ran

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House of Ghosts (2012)

REVIEW BY: Jeffrey LongCompany: Saint Euphoria PicturesRuntime: 77 minsFormat: DVDPlot: Rich socialites have a tradition of throwing exclusive dinner parties. This time, while stuck inside during a massive 'snowstorm of the century', they've booked a spiritual medium who promises to open a portal to the great beyond. Can the group survive the night or will ignoring the medium's warning be the last thing they ever do?Review: House of Ghosts is the 7th movie in the line-up of movies by Christopher R. Mihm, the maestro of new old, good bad movies from what's been dubbed by fans as the Mihmiverse. This micro-budget series also includes such greats as T

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Skinwalker Ranch (2013)

REVIEW BY: Jeffrey LongCompany: DeepStudiosRuntime: 80 minsFormat: ItunesPlot: A scientific research team investigates and documents the supernatural phenomena surrounding the disappearance of a cattle rancher's 10 year-old son. Inspired by true events that shocked the paranormal community around the world. Review: I always say in my reviews how much I love the Found Footage genre, in theory (I enjoy the concept immensely, but of course there are always some major stinkers like with every sub-genre). What I haven’t talked about though, but those who know me in real life already know quite well, is that I'm also obsessed with alien abduction and

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Big Ass Spider (2013)

REVIEW BY: Jeffrey LongCompany: Epic Pictures GroupRuntime: 80 minsFormat: ItunesPlot: A giant mutant spider escapes from a military lab and goes on a rampage through the city of Los Angeles. When a massive military strike fails, it is up to one clever exterminator to kill the creature before its eggs hatch and the city is overran with hundreds of mutant spiders. Review: I'm a very vocal person when it comes to my annoyance with the overabundance of Shark movies in the B-Movie genre as of late. Surely the majority of them could have still essentially been the exact same movie with a different killer animal, so why not switch it up a bit and get some v

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Attack of the Moon Zombies (2011)

REVIEW BY: Jeffrey LongCompany: Saint Euphoria PicturesRuntime: 100 minsFormat: DVDPlot: A mysterious plant found on the surface of the moon wreaks havoc on the Jackson Lunar Base when its spores change the base's crew into leafy, undead creatures!Review: Attack of the Moon Zombies was the Christopher R. Mihm movie that initially grabbed my interest and, by doing some light research into it, alerted me to the entire Mihmiverse Collection. I stumbled upon a thumbnail picture from this movie while looking through Google Pictures for some other B-Movie to use in my review of that one, and as soon as I saw the weirdly cheesy-looking plant-headed Moon Zomb

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Gingerdead Man vs Evil Bong (2013)

REVIEW BY: Jeffrey LongCOMPANY: Full Moon EntertainmentRUNTIME: 83 mins FORMAT: ScreenerPLOT: The Gingerdead Man seeks revenge against Sarah Leigh for causing him to live his life in the body of a gingerbread man. Her only hope is to team up with Larnell who has problems of his own in the form of an evil magical talking bong named Eebee.REVIEW: I already have reviews posted for Gingerdead Man, Gingerdead Man 2: The Passion of the Crust, and Gingerdead Man 3: Saturday Night Cleaver so you can go check those reviews out for my thoughts on each of those and that trilogy as a whole. As for the Evil Bong trilogy, I always meant to have reviews posted of t

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